The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
None of you should ever be having sex
French bugs me. Not the people, the language. I don’t know why. If someone did this to me I’d immediately go home.
Ellie had eaten some dodgy hollandaise and was about to do something terrible to the cafe bathroom.