I’ve got myself a crush on a boy.

His kiss makes me forget how to function.

And he’s so cute it’s ridiculous. He’s also kind of a dork.

I certainly hope this is gonna turn into something good!

alvxandra:

if you can’t handle me at my
image

then you don’t deserve me at my
image

(via a-study-of-my-soul)

tastefullyoffensive:

And he claims he doesn’t have a favorite… [j0be]

tastefullyoffensive:

And he claims he doesn’t have a favorite… [j0be]

I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.
Lea Seydoux talking about American films.  (via sexual-feelings)

(via sexual-feelings)

youscofield:

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

Your caption killed me 

(via shell-seeker)

1. Contrary to popular belief, waking up early isn’t going to drastically alter your life or effect how you’re feeling. So sleep till noon and relish in the way laying in bed all day makes you feel a little more human.

2. Drinking your coffee ‘black’ doesn’t make you cooler or more sophisticated than the rest of us who load in milk and sugar.

3. Being unimpressed by everything makes you look like a twat. Get excited, be overly passionate about something. Enthusiasm is fun.

4. Hating yourself isn’t romantic.

5. Eat whatever you want. your friend’s a vegan? Awesome. Listen to her talk about how great she feels because of it while you tuck in to some chocolate cake. Tell her you feel just as great.

More Reminders- Charlotte Geier (via 17cults)

(via moosetrip)

(via cumfort)

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
Anonymous (via levi-has-the-booty)

(via makeoutinthebleachers)

yxxz:

i’ve never seen police throw tear gas or shoot rubber bullets at Westboro Baptist protestors. 

(via mulderareyousuggesting)

loodogg:

Smooth as fuck.

I love Anya!

(via slave-owner-lily)

vortexinvolute99:

Oh my god

(via lyxdelsic)

(via trustoneself)

toyota:

The 11th commandment

(via jumpintotheskyandgethigh)